The AllShaftsFall Timeline

The Pre-Negro Prime Era
In the beginning, there was nothing, like a great Infiniversal plain. Then, from the nothing, light and dark seeped into the universe. They were brothers, and swirled together in a great dance. Their dance was so furious that bits of them swirled off, and thus the universe was created. Eventually from their primordial minds intelligence was created, and they split off because dancing with another guy is gay. They finally saw what they had created, and swore to shelter and guard it. They were like "Oh hell yea this place is pretty gud." And so it stayed that way for huntillions (hundreds of trillions of years) of years until all the evil in the Infiniverse drove Negro Prime mad and he turned evil.