Sargeant Jew

Sargeant Jew is Dr F*ck's second-in-command, and the 5th most powerful being in the Infiniverse, surpassed by Dr F*ck, Dr Succ, Carl, and Negro Prime. When Dr F*ck was creating the protectors of the planets, he had a bunch of extra energy left over, so he made one super-protector, Sargeant Jew. Jew has served in 497 Infiniversal wars and has slain many of his enemies. Jew loves his glasses, so when they are taken off of him or broken, he becomes ANGERY, meaning his weapons become significantly more powerful, but he has aim that makes storm troopers look like elite snipers. Jew is currently partnered with a Content Sheriff named Brian Porter in a mission to kill Captain Skinny-dick McGee and destroy his starship, the Buzzfeed Andromeda.

Biography
Sargeant Jew was made on the planet Qodronis (Kwo-dron-es) Z. He has no relatives, but is very close with his friends. When created by Dr. F*ck, a bunch of ugly energy was added to him, causing him to look very ugly. Jew always wears his green jacket and a small green wristband for identification. His favorite animal is his pet dog and his blood type is O Positive.

Appearances
Episode 2- THE MISSION

Episode 3- THE SEPARATION