Captain Skinny-dick McGee

McGee had a very rough childhood. He was orphaned at the young age of 99, and grew up on the streets. He had a lot of black friends growing up in Compton. He learned black words like n*gga, yo and homie. He also got in a lot of trouble as a kid; he was expelled from 700,000 schools each year (1,944 schools a day, or 44 schools a second). He was also made fun of for having a very, very skinny dick (it was like 2 atoms wide, no joke, and he was fat as f*ck). At the age of 600 he decided to join the content police. He graduated at the age 777. One day he and his platoon were tasked with taking out a secret Negronator hideout, their orders were to kill any negronator in the hideout. Once they got there McGee realized that the negronators in the hideout were Mcgee’s old black friends from when he was a kid. He knew that he could not live with himself if he were to kill his best friends. So he had to make the hardest decision in his life; save his friends and join the negronators or kill his friends and live with the guilt for the rest of his very long life. He couldn’t pull the trigger so he pointed the gun at his teammates and killed them all. He knew he had betrayed the content police and was ok with it. A few months later he joined the negronator army and trained to become the most powerful memelord in the infiniverse. He later  was still made fun of for his skinny dick and didn’t care. If he really wanted to, he could kill anyone who made fun of him with 700,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 (700 decillion) years of bad memes. He quickly rose in rank in the Negronator army and soon became the second in command of Dr. Succ. He soon became the captain of the legendary starship Buzzfeed Andromeda, and then changed his name from Vincent McGee to Skinnydick McGee, Captain Skinnydick McGee. Now he is respected for being one of the most powerful memelords in the infiniverse through his ways of reposting and replacing watermarks with his own, and is respected by everyone in the negronator army, even Dr. Succ. McGee only knows the simplest words, and usually just says, "What's good, my N*gga?"

Biography
As McGee's childhood was rough, he considered seppuku multiple times. However, he soon made friends, who got him through his hard times.

Behind the scenes
his actor is really fat